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cuddler needed. essential:must enjoy the smell of doonas and have warm body parts. desirable:soft, flat hands and a pleasing amt body hair.

saturday night

meeting of the anarchic lovers last night. discussion topics: hiking. and then: ED. first reunion in six months. e started doing that strange gulping thing again.

dream

...and oh, just OVERRUN with alligators. one lesbian molestation. and large mechanised bicycles in a troupe of some sort.

dream this morning

was lying on my back in someone's loft, tossing a baby into the air. chastised for putting it at risk, and reminded that i did a similar thing with someone's dogs, breaking its ribs. woke briefly, nauseated. then dreamt of breaking said baby's ribs, followed by a terrible fight with the mother during which i told her she was an unfit mother. then a long, drawn-out family meeting when people told me i was a bad person for having broken this baby's ribs, and that it was going to die.

weirdest two-act nightmare ever. had the hardest time convincing myself it was just a nightmare.

dream two days ago

performing on stage, improv. equidistant from A and C. when confronted, ran off stage so as to maintain equidistance. congratulated later by observers for doing so.

Crapstorm of what magnitude?

The following things happened to me in the previous 12 hours:
1) MDT meeting cancelled - no miniquiches!
2) code brown at RPH!
3) philanthropic MET call
4) pronounced a patient
5) mean ole registrar sat on me (not my registrar, who looks like an Indian Owen Wilson)
6) berlin sessions CANCELLED
7) optus salesman visited me and called me stupid to my face
8) my sister came home crying

Can you believe it?!

Nightmares

My hands are hurting with ill-thoughts again. Also, I can't sleep, and ruses like poker games and The O.C. and solo scrabble are no longer working their desired effects. The last time I had a scary motorway dream, I was eight years old, and my siblings were in the car, and my mother refused to drive. This time I was all alone. In an electric green three-laner with slow and fast switches. I was a pinball. I know it was you.

And you, dreaming of the flight, yet again.
Things are getting sticky. What's your mettle like?

Trying to run Jebediah Wildebeest hot and cold

HOT
elevenses

COLD
calling him "chicken breast pecs", "hairy fairy" and "rotund ho'-man" via sms
asking him to not call me, i'll call him

minipigs as pets

Hi Sarah..
Sorry for the delay in answering your email, but our computer has been in getting repaired. The flight to Perth is $155.00 + $60.00 for the pet carrier that you keep.

My daughter's miniature pig has piglets, email me if you would like to see some pictures... Our Adult Mini-Pigs that we are Breeding with are 40cm high...! Fully Grown... and Weigh about 20-30kg

The Price of our Mini-Piglets from our 40cm high Sows are
- $690.00 for a male mini-piglet
- $790.00 for a female mini-piglet
- $690.00 to $980.00 depending on Colour and Sex of the Piglet.
This Includes.....
3 Generation Birth Certificate, De-Sexing, Nose Ring, Microchip & Vet Check.
Vaccinations, Worming, Harness & Lead + a 32 page (A4) Mini-Pig Information Book put together from our Years of Experience in Breeding and Training Mini-Pigs.

+ We give 24/7 support for all our Mini-Piglets that are Sold.
As we want the Best for Our Mini-Piglets and Your Pet We do have a Waiting List for our Mini-Piglets. To put your Name on our Waiting List we do Require a $50.00 Deposit, This Deposit is taken off the Balance of your Mini-Piglet.

Debbie, Oz Minipigs

official homepage for miniature pigs and pet pigs of australia (MPPPA)

Oz Minipigs: pig dealer site with lots of useful information

Pigs As Pets: a publication by the dpi

Youtube: Understanding Pigs and Raising Pigs as Pets

Porkies Told About Pet Pigs: A Cautionary Tale

Listing of pig dealers via Yellow Pages

Dear A,

I really miss you, and not just because I'm stricken with self-loathing. Please answer your goddamn telephone.

Kind regards,

S